This is an excerpt from this amazing 4500 word blurb for Salba by Northstar Nutritionals.
It's amazing to me (as a scientist and a writer) that even though the text consists entirely of exaggeration, hyperbole and pithy testimonials, there are no out-and-out lies or falsehoods! Great advertising copy!
My only complaint is that they actually don't tell you the size of the "one month supply" bottle of Salba that is going to cost you $37!

"Salba gave me back
MY YOUTH!" -Heath B., Kansas
From your skin, to your joints and more -- you'll see and feel the Salba difference!
"When I first started Salba, I was skeptical," says Heath B. from Kansas. "But I have to honestly say that Salba gave me back my youth!"
Heath
is just one of many older readers who tell me they look and feel
transformed, thanks to Salba. And researchers say this makes great
sense, because...
Each tiny Salba granule delivers
3 AGE-DEFYING MIRACLES
#1. Fights free-radical damage. Aging happens when damaged cells duplicate. But antioxidants neutralize free radicals that cause this damage. And, ounce for ounce, Salba contains 3 times more antioxidant capacity than fresh blueberries.
#2. Flushes out age-accelerating toxins.
Toxins that accumulate in your colon can also attack your body. But
Salba's super-rich payload of fiber moves those toxins out of your
system, pronto.
#3. Helps build healthy new cells. Your cell walls crave Omega 3 fatty acids -- and if they don't get them, they'll use unhealthy fats as a substitute. Salba hands your cells the Omega 3 building-blocks they need.